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> A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been
the talk of the town.
> People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
> long and happy marriage.
> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and
took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
> "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when
> the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a
revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
> I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
the poor animal like that, are you f*ckin crazy!?" She looked at ME, and
> quietly said, "That's once."
>
> And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after."
>
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